How's it going? Name's Archy. Born and raised in
Sin City.
18 and licensed. Jetta, looking for a GTI, GLI, MK2, OR A4
get to know me, i am the illest guy to be around.
Single and ready to mingle ;)
Theme by Andrew
haven’t been on this shabby website in a while. Let the fun begin!
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touch it
It’s pewdiepie! look him up for some good fun www.youtube.com/pewdiepie he plays a bunch of scary games that will make you laugh.
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As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
He raps aggresively but it’s true, this is for our generation. This is a must listen.
Why do we show sadness? It is only sign of weakness. Shows that you are weak, dependent, and lost. Crying/mourning isn’t going to pay your bills or get you somewhere. It helps you on no way possible. Being happy shows that you are free of problems, it is less stressful. Even if something kicks you down trying to fill your head with doubt, get back up put a smile and keep walking. Sadness will keep you from progressing.
Follow that ass. @yaknow702
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Emma Stone is so fine with blonde hair!
